Onomatology:

I’m named after my great grandmother Rose.

Niches:

Sneakers, Beats, and Gore-Porn

People I Loathe:

Lil Wayne

Worst way to get pwn’d:

Death by blender, preferably frappe

Favorite mag:

Sneaker Freaker

Favorite sculpture artist:

Yue Minjun

Favorite web phenomenon:

Boxxy

Aliases:

Jewbacca, JBro, JRod, The Bear Jew, Jewy,